You’re going to look down at this list, see the salary first and think, “of course I can do that job if that’s what they’re paying!” Then, you’ll look at the job description and question your life choices. Below are some of the most disgusting jobs that somebody has to do, and if it’s worth it to you enough, that somebody could be you. You be the judge.
1. Proctologist
Salary: $400,000/year
Your job: Scourer of warts, colon cancer, and fistulas and all things dealing with the
2. Gastroenterologist
Salary: $100,000—$350,000/year
Your job: Back to that colon again. A gastroenterologist deals with irritable bowel syndrome, hepatitis, peptic ulcer disease, colitis, gall bladder and biliary tract disease, colon cancer, and other nutritional problems. This physician’s focus is the management of diseases of the gastrointestinal tract and liver.
3. Landfill Gas Operator
Salary: $53,000—$148,000/year
Your job: Think horrid, gag-worthy smells. As a landfill gas operator, you remove the methane gas that has been produced by garbage by funneling the gas through pipes. Not only can this job offend the nostrils, but it is also known to be potentially dangerous with landfills containing harmful bacteria and rodents.
4. Urine Farmer
Salary: $80,000/year
Your job: You guessed it. With this job, you would be a farmer of urine. You’d harvest deer urine in particular. Some
5. Sewer Inspector
Salary: $40,000—$55,000/year
Your job: Well, for starters, you’re working in the sewer so smells, rodents, bacteria, and human excrement
6. Porta-Potty Cleaner
Salary: $35,000—$58,000/year
Your job: To keep those urine, feces, and blood-soaked potties clean. Yes, there are hoses used to vacuum the toilets out and pressure cleaners to hose it down, but what happens if/when the hose is blocked? You guessed it–flying sewage. Plug your nose, wear long sleeves and enjoy!